06/03/2007
废人废语，呵呵……
为何你不能在宇宙飞船上燃点蜡烛？
答：因为太阳只需自己放火，不准别人点灯。
告诉我有关香蕉的事：
答：你知道猴子最不喜欢什么线吗？答案是平行线，因为平行线没有相交（香蕉）。
刊登于星洲日报副刊新教育 6/3/07
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快晕了，呵呵！
问题居然能这么答，看来我这辈子注定不能去牛津和剑桥了……